Big Bird Might Just Be the AntiChrist

In light of the last post critiquing the ridiculous video about how Barack Obama is supposedly the antichrist, I thought I would construct a case for Big Bird being the antichrist.

  1. I have never heard bigbird confess Jesus as Lord. That is the first telling sign that big bird might just be the antichrist (2 John 1:7)
  2. Ephesians 2:2 clearly teaches that the forces of evil are related to the “ruler of the kingdom of the air.” Big bird, being a bird, fits that criteria nicely. My suspicion is growing.
  3. As the video pointed out, birds were the very thing that came and plucked the gospel seed from the soil along the path (Luke 8:5)
  4. The Hebrew word for treacherous, deceitful, faithless or wicked has the consonants b_g_d…sound familiar? It is eerily similar to bigbird (I will even toss in the strongs number just for fun – 898).
  5. What is more? How tall is Big Bird? 8 feet 2 inches tall. If you go to the book of the Bible that we were just in, Luke and look at chapter 8 verse 2 what do you find? Evil spirits. What is more…you are just three verses away from the verse we just mentioned about the demonic connections and metaphor of birds with Satan himself.
  6. Numerologically, there is not much that can be done. I will mention that DEVIL adds up to 52 and BIGBIRD adds up to 51. Close but no match. Not even a close match in Greek or Hebrew equivalents.
  7. Hebrews 2:14 & 1 John 3:10 mention children and the devil in the same verse. Big Bird obviously had close associations with children.
  8. Do you know who Big Bird’s parents are? Have you ever seen them or heard of them? Exactly.

I think this is just as convincing evidence as what we have for Barack Obama being the antichrist. So which is it? We report, you decide.

DISCLAIMER – Please don’t take this as anything more serious than a ridiculous satire of the aforementioned video.

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About mattdabbs
I am a minister, husband, and father. My wife and I live and minister in Saint Petersburg, Florida. My primary ministry responsibilities include: small groups, 20s and 30s, involvement, and adult education.

16 Responses to Big Bird Might Just Be the AntiChrist

  1. Roger Butner says:

    Shocking, Matt! So, does this mean Snuffalupogus is the anti-Christ? I know those purple aliens (“Yep-Yep-Yep-Uhhuh!”) were demonic in nature. πŸ˜€

    Great perspective on the ridiculous YouTube vid.

  2. WELL DONE, Matthew. That was well-constructed. I just wish I could think of some points to add to your case, but I’m at a loss (it’s late).

    Just well, well done πŸ™‚

  3. Absolutely hilarious! No love lost here for President Obama but I despise when people contrive and contort the bible to suit a preconceived notion.

  4. Mark Penrith says:

    I’ve had concerns about Big Bird for years now.

  5. Tim Archer says:

    I’ve always suspected it. I’m thinking that Mr. Snuffleuffagus (how do you spell that?) is probably one of the beasts from Revelation.

    Grace and peace,
    Tim Archer

  6. mattdabbs says:

    Almost eerie…we had 660 hits yesterday.

  7. Mark Penrith says:

    I don’t get it. I’d be lucky to get 600 hits in month. Are you saying that if I want foot traffic I’m going to have to start writing stories about Big Bird or Liewe Heksie?

  8. Clint P. says:

    This is great information Matt. As a concerned father to be I will definitely be making sure that the antichrist from Sesame St. does not influence my son.

    Surely there are some verses that warn us about the Count, and Grover has got to be evil.

  9. K. Rex Butts says:

    In all seriousness…that is a humorous illustration of what’s wrong with proof-text argumentation.

    Grace and peace,

    Rex

  10. Personally, I think it’s Barney.

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  12. Daniel says:

    I knew it…. all this time…. I knew it….

  13. Gino Franco says:

    I knew it…. all this time…. I knew it….; I knew it…. all this time…. I knew it….;;

  14. Josh says:

    I’m big bird

  15. Josh says:

    I mean what I said

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